Project 11: Shameless Advertising


______________________________________________________________________________

Everyone remembers that moment of disbelief when The Human Torch slammed through that flame-grilled whopper sign, or when Will Smith received those vintage 2005 Chuck’s.

Turn a movie poster or iconic scene into an advert for any product you like. The product does not have to be in the film or even related to the film, but it should capitalise on the imagery you use. An example could be the classic bunny-boiler scene from ‘Fatal Attraction’ as an NSPCA advert.
______________________________________________________________________________

Season Two: Premiere


______________________________________________________________________________

Welcome to a brand new Constant Contest hosted on the brand new Constant Digital Network.

Season Two was due to begin months ago, however unforseen circumstances put an indefinite hiatus on the contest: I started a new job at Stewart Milne, I’m moving flat next week and I completely rebuilt the website…

But now we’re back (exactly two months after the Season One Design Awards) and what better way to celebrate the launch of the Constant Digital Network than to begin Season Two. The new project will be announced on Thursday 8th September so stay tuned!

Season One: Design Awards


______________________________________________________________________________

AwardWinnerAwarded for
Bad Typography
Best of the Worst
Call of Duty
Clever but Sick
Comedy Angle
Creative Thinking
Ensemble Cast
Full House
Hero to Zero
Ideas Machine
Illustrated Point
Major Typo
Meme Machine
Obscensored
Pale Imitation
Party Crasher
Quick Draw
Real Deal
Revisionary
Share the Wealth
Size Matters
Size Matters Not
Textual Healing
Chris Milne
Robert Paul
Scott Mathieson
Andrew Ramsay
Chris Milne
Graeme Sutherland
Chris Milne
Robert Paul
Antonis Constantinou
Graham Nixon
Graeme Sutherland
Mark Rae
Graeme Sutherland
Scott Mathieson
Mark Coull
Graham Nixon
Andrew Ramsay
Mark Coull
Robert Paul
Antonis Constantinou
Mark Rae
Mark Rae
Scott Mathieson
Only use of Comic Sans
Best use of b-list actors
Only other designer to enter all projects
Putting actual vomit into an entry
Setting the tone of the competition
Most creative entries throughout
Most actors used throughout
Achieved 100% of votes
Worst last-minute bonus entries
First designer to submit 3 entries
First fully illustrated design
Worst spelling of an actor's name
Most obscure references throughout
Finally taking it too far
First use of celebrity imitators
A project entry 2 days late
Fastest project entry
Most professional designs
Helping re-shape the competition
Most shared wins throughout
Smallest entry in the competition
The 10MB project entry
Best wordplay throughout

Season One: Competition Overview


______________________________________________________________________________

Season One is now over, and after some major changes over the last ten weeks I am now happy with the layout / graphics and feel that projects are now more easily read and also easier for me to update. In the next season I will be introducing a new incentive for designers to enter. Season Two will begin next week, giving me some time in-between to plan the coming competition.

At the end of this week I will be presenting awards for the regular designers in recognition of their support in helping make the competition the best it can be. Thanks again to everyone involved.

In the meantime designers are free to create and submit additional entries to any Season One projects for this week only. I would also like everyone to email me with their favourite entry and favourite project from the last season which will be displayed along with the design awards.

Please feel free to contribute to this overview by commenting below as I would appreciate feedback.

Project 10: Winner


______________________________________________________________________________

EntryDesignerVoted For
High School Horny
The Hot Yacht
Scott Mathieson
Antonis Constantinou
The Hot Yacht
High School Horny
Tum Ta Titally Tum Ta Too 2
(n/a)
Graeme Sutherland
Graham Nixon
The Hot Yacht
High School Horny

Project 10: Reheated American Pie


______________________________________________________________________________

Since “American Pie” briefly reinvigorated bawdy teen comedies in the late 1990′s and early 2000′s the genre has subsequently faded-off once again. Now that “American Reunion” is in pre-production, it’s time to bring the genre back with a ‘bang’!!!

Create a poster for your own teen comedy. Make your movie contemporary and relevant; use current rising film stars and innuendo wherever possible.
______________________________________________________________________________

Project 09: Winner


______________________________________________________________________________

EntryDesignerVoted For
28 Days Of SummerRobert PaulThe Lord Of The Things
The Lord Of The Things
Ernest Goes To Hell
Charlie's Angels: Centipede Tales
Shawshank Inception
The Dark Knight Rider
Dirty Harry Potter
Harry Potter and the Wrath of Khan
Willow in Miami
Graham Nixon
Antonis Constantinou
Scott Mathieson
Graeme Sutherland
Graham Nixon
Graham Nixon
Antonis Constantinou
Scott Mathieson
28 Days of Summer
28 Days of Summer
28 Days of Summer
28 Days of Summer
(n/a)
(n/a)
(n/a)
(n/a)

Project 09: A Movie Mash-Up


______________________________________________________________________________

Design a poster for a new film that is a mash-up of two existing movies. Try to be creative by mixing genres and come up with a unique combination. An example of this could be “Superbad Boys”.

You do not have to use the full title of each film, although your chosen films must be recognisable in your design. An example of this could be “Big Trouble in Middle Earth”.
______________________________________________________________________________

Project 08: Winner


______________________________________________________________________________

EntryDesignerVoted For
Obama
The Adventures of Adolf
Scott Mathieson
Antonis Constantinou
Ransom 2
Obama
Ransom 2
What Women Want 2
American History X 2
The Adventures of Adolf (2)
You Can Call Me Melbot
Hussein Now?
(n/a)
Chris Milne
Scott Mathieson
Scott Mathieson
Antonis Constantinou
Antonis Constantinou
Graham Nixon
Mark Coull
Obama
(n/a)
(n/a)
(n/a)
(n/a)
The Adventures of Adolf
The Adventures of Adolf

Project 08: It’s Hell Being Mel


______________________________________________________________________________

Although ‘The Beaver’ seems to be doing a pretty good job so far, it is time to definitively put Mel Gibson’s career to rest.

Design a poster for a new film starring Mel Gibson that will finally put an end to the troubled actor’s moribund career. Create a concept so abysmal that it will be a guaranteed flop on release, inevitably leading to him never working in Hollywood again.
______________________________________________________________________________

Project 07: Winner


______________________________________________________________________________

EntryDesignerVoted For
ConceptionMark RaeFast & Dangerous
Fast & Dangerous
Captain Canada
The Fast and the Furriest
The Fighterer
Brazilian Birds
The Fast and the Furriest (2)
(n/a)
Antonis Constantinou
Chris Milne
Graham Nixon
Scott Mathieson
Antonis Constantinou
Graham Nixon
Mark Coull
Captain Canada
Fast & Dangerous
Conception
Conception
(n/a)
(n/a)
Conception

Project 07: The Asylum Presents


______________________________________________________________________________

‘The Asylum’ is a production company famed for their budget versions of blockbuster films, releasing classic straight-to-DVD titles such as “Transmorphers” and “I Am Omega”.

Design a DVD cover for a new movie from ‘The Asylum’ based on an existing popular film. Try to make it really obvious what film you are ripping off and use appropriate b-movie actors. You do not have to pick a brand new film, but it should be relatively modern to justify the release.
______________________________________________________________________________

Project 06: Winner


______________________________________________________________________________

EntryDesignerVoted For
How I Met Yer MaScott MathiesonFriendsh
Pals (1)
Friendsh
Pals (2)
Hoose GP
Kircaldy Vice
Biffy the Vampire Slayers
The Westminster Wing
Walker: Glasgow Ranger
Andrew Ramsay
Graeme Sutherland
Mark Coull
Chris Milne
Antonis Constantinou
Mark Rae
Chris Milne
Antonis Constantinou
Hoose
Hoose
How I Met Yer Ma
Friendsh
How I Met Yer Ma
How I Met Yer Ma
(n/a)
(n/a)

Project 06: An STV Production


______________________________________________________________________________

Since ‘The Bill’ was cancelled, viewership ratings for STV have been steadily declining, and they need a new show to bring the Scottish people back around.

Design a poster advertising a new Scottish version of a popular American TV series. Try and be creative with casting and really infuse the spirit of Scotland into your show. An example of this could be ‘CSI: Glasgow’.
______________________________________________________________________________

Project 05: Winner


______________________________________________________________________________

EntryDesignerVoted For
Sex and the CityAntonis ConstantinouThe Uppening
Alice in Zombieland
The Uppening
The Smurfs
Monsters Inc.
Paul G
Gizzards of Oz
Dietanic
Mark Coull
Scott Mathieson
Graeme Sutherland
Graham Nixon
Chris Milne
Ricky Bentley
Antonis Constantinou
Gizzards of Oz
Sex and the City
Alice in Zombieland
Alice in Zombieland
Sex and the City
Sex and the City
(n/a)

Project 05: Another Genre – Horror


______________________________________________________________________________

Have you ever wondered how a film might have turned out if it had been written for a different genre?

Design a conceptual horror movie poster based on a film from any other genre. You can alter the original film’s title to give it that horror-movie feel. An example of this could be “You Don’t Mess With The Zombie” with Adam Sandler made to look like a zombie.
______________________________________________________________________________

Project 04: Winner


______________________________________________________________________________

EntryDesignerVoted For
GhostbustersChris MilneThe Matrix Rebooted
The Matrix Rebooted
The Plan B Team
Hotel Rwanda
Brokeback Mountain
John McClane
Shawshank Adventures
(n/a)
Scott Mathieson
Mark Coull
Mark Rae
Robert Paul
Antonis Constantinou
Graeme Sutherland
Graham Nixon
Ghostbusters
Ghostbusters
John McClane
John McClane
Brokeback Mountain
Ghostbusters
Ghostbusters

Project 04: The TV Spin-Off


______________________________________________________________________________

When Hollywood runs out of ideas, they make TV shows into films. When TV runs out of ideas, they make films into TV shows. Design a billboard poster advertising a new TV spin-off series based on a Hollywood film. Be as inventive as you like; use TV and B-grade actors wherever possible and really try to ruin (or improve) the original.
______________________________________________________________________________

Project 03: Winner


______________________________________________________________________________

EntryDesignerVoted For
Commando 2
Conan the Terminator
Mark Coull
Antonis Constantinou
Conan the Terminator
Commando 2
Twins²
Kindergarten Cop 2
Mr Freeze Rises
(n/a)
Graham Nixon
Chris Milne
Scott Mathieson
Graeme Sutherland
Conan the Terminator
Commando 2
Conan the Terminator
Commando 2

Project 03: Arnie’s Comeback


______________________________________________________________________________

Arnold Schwarzenegger is finally returning to Hollywood after an eight-year hiatus and he needs to play a familiar role in order to comfortably get back into ‘acting’. Design a film poster for a new sequel to any one of his films.
______________________________________________________________________________

Project 02: Winner


______________________________________________________________________________

EntryDesignerVoted For
EmmerdaleAntonis ConstantinouHackers
Hackers
Dexter
Jersey Shore
The Walking Dead
The Alan Titchmarsh Show
Graeme Sutherland
Robert Paul
Scott Mathieson
Mark Coull
Andrew Ramsay
Emmerdale
Jersey Shore
Emmerdale
Emmerdale
Emmerdale

Project 02: The Official Game


______________________________________________________________________________

Design box cover art for a video game based on a film or television series. You can design for any console you want, and you can pick a modern tv show for an older game format if you wish. Try to make it as ridiculous as possible; an example might be “Friends: The Video Game”, a first-person shooter for the Nintendo 64.
______________________________________________________________________________

Project 01: Winner


______________________________________________________________________________

EntryDesignerVoted For
Kong's SpeechChris MilneRushmare
Cast Awa
Allen vs. Predator
Top Nun
House Of Flying Naggers
Rushmare
Black Swank
Rocko
Sawn
Jews
Forrest Gimp
Robert Paul
Antonis Constantinou
Mark Coull
Scott Mathieson
Jonathan Lewery
Mark Rae
Graeme Sutherland
Graham Nixon
Scott Mathieson
Chris Milne
Kong's Speech
Kong's Speech
Kong's Speech
Cast Awa
Sawn
Kong's Speech
House Of Flying Naggers
Rocko
(n/a)
(n/a)

Project 01: One Letter Off


______________________________________________________________________________

Design a parody movie poster by adding, subtracting or replacing only one letter from an existing title to come up with a new film. An example of this could be “Harry Otter” with the image replacing the main cast with otters.
______________________________________________________________________________

Season One: The First Competition


______________________________________________________________________________

Constant Digital is proud to introduce a new weekly series of projects for local designers. The aim of this is to encourage people to keep their skills fresh and to have fun engaging in this unique social community.

The project graphics and layout are likely to change over the coming weeks as the competition is refined; please understand that in this pilot season the competition will constantly be in development. If this pilot season is successful it will lead to more seasons.

Season One: The First Projects will have a random theme each week related to Film, TV or Video Games. Further information can be found from links in the sidebar and general updates / queries can be found on the Facebook group page.

Return top